Don't be a total piece of s**t. I do not cater to bullies or respond to terrorism. Boy, are you lame....you'll never have my attention acting like a fool.

Who, me-ow? Just your not-so-typical sweet but also sassy, goth girl Kitten here! I'm not always so feisty, some times I'm sweet and cuddly, but mostly just sarcastic and punny...(I'm not good at jokes, but you'll see). I'm tough as nails and need a firm hand, but also soft, oh yes, I love head pets, purr! Life can be mean enough, but tell me how I'm a good Kitten and I will be even better! A little praise goes a long way, meow. 😻